Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 17, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Since I started drinking the spiked egg nog.

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    TStyle78  about 1 year ago

    Since birth.

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    aflhc1984  about 1 year ago

    That’s light-nosed Doc!

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    Eli zabelle  about 1 year ago

    So how long have you been seeing headlights?

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    Darryl Heine  about 1 year ago

    Rudolph has always had a red nose since birth, have you ever seen the animated Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Christmas TV special every year?

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Kinda remind me of the story of Rudolph the Weatherman on old Soviet Russia who could predict rain with amazing accuracy. When his wife asked him how he did it, he said:

    “Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear”.

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    No one nose for sure.

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    wongo  about 1 year ago

    OH Deer!

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    P51Strega  about 1 year ago

    Since long, long aglow.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Since I gained employment at the Clause residence.

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago

    Brilliant! Great gag!

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    megerkey  about 1 year ago

    Right after my first Sneeze.

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    ron45wells  about 1 year ago

    did you hear about Randolph ,the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He was like all the other reindeer, but he couldn’t stop as fast

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 year ago

    Too many rum balls can have that effect…

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    cactusbob333  about 1 year ago

    The trouble with these light-up noses is that if one goes out, they all go out.

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    “It’s the heights, Doc. The height is getting to me.”

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