Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for November 14, 2023

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    B UTTONS  about 1 year ago

    What was Wormy’s offense?

    Guilty of kindling a volitle pun?

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    syzygy47  about 1 year ago

    I’m not going to search out the exact density/ specific gravity, but “gallon” is volume not weight. No, I had to check. Butane is 60% the weight of water. In other words, It’s to do with density. A denser subject has more mass in a smaller volume, and thus is heavier.Water’s density is 1g/cm3, butane’s is 0.573g/cm3.Therefore, butane is a lighter fluid.

    I know, it’s a joke, son, to quote Foghorn.

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    markkahler52  about 1 year ago

    Worth a light “sentence” in Pun Prison!

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    DamnHappyChappy  about 1 year ago

    They don’t actually weigh the same, but let’s look on the lighter side of the pun

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    They do if you have a pound of each. But the density…

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    pengzoid Premium Member about 1 year ago

    A gallon is a measure of volume, not weight.

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    pat sandy creator about 1 year ago

    a fiery response…

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    gokarDun  about 1 year ago

    A gallon is not a weight measurement.

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    Olddog1  about 1 year ago

    But a pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of gold.

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    oakie817  about 1 year ago

    Henny Youngman, 1968

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    P51Strega  about 1 year ago

    You need it lighter to C4 any distance.

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    ericlscott creator about 1 year ago

    A pun worth weighting for.

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    mokspr Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Burn!

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The comics make me laugh out loud.

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago

    Light and funny!

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    LrdSlvrhnd  about 1 year ago

    It’s actually an accurate statement, though! A gallon of gasoline weighs a bit over 6 pounds, while a gallon of butane only weighs about 5 pounds. (A gallon of water is about 8.3 pounds, for reference.)

    I dunno why Weenus thought they’d weigh the same, gallons are a unit of volume not weight…

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    Thot yude like to no:

    “At 15° C, the density of butane is 2.48 kg/m³ and the density of water is 999.06 kg/m³. So butane would float on top of water. If we compare the mass of 1 m³ butane and 1 m³ of water, water is technically heavier than butane.”

    Git ur fact straite…

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    Free Radical  about 1 year ago

    Voluminous scientific hilarity

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    Jesse Atwell creator almost 1 year ago

    This one was WELL DONE.

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