Monty by Jim Meddick for November 25, 2023

Now stop by the fence store.

In case anyone is unaware – Musk is intentionally trying to kill Twitter because it’s too effective a tool for the masses. It couldn’t control the Covid narrative (and was originally used in the “Arab Spring” to overthrow governments in the Middle East – which the U.S. loved, not so much when it’s done to them) and he’s actively trying to drive people away. Unless you’re willing to believe the richest man in the world is also the world’s dumbest business man.

Yeah EB, let Monty eat his gray (?lol) donut in peace!

A doughnut and a can of cola: breakfast of champions?

Musk Scent?? I’ve got news for you, E.B. That product has nothing to do with the presumptive odor of Elon Musk. “Musk” in this case refers to the pleasantly odorous glandular secretion of certain animals, especially the male musk deer, used in he manufacture of perfumes….

NSFW You will never look at the Walmart logo the same way. https://www.dumbingofage.Com/2023/comic/book-13/03-joementum/bulwark/

E.B. goes shopping and not a single person is curious or alarmed by a robot roaming the store. How did he get there? Why does he think it’s perfectly okay to open containers? Even comic physics has its limits.

He paid $40 Billion for a company worth (maybe) $10 Billion.’Nuff said.

Some people hit a winning streak and become convinced that it’s due solely to their own genius, insight, and timing, and that luck had nothing to do with it. They become convinced that they can do no wrong by trusting their own instincts. It never dawns on them that maybe, just maybe, they happened to have the statistically improbable (but inevitable for somebody) long run on the outer tail of the bell-shaped curve of fortune.

Now i’m wondering if anyone has done any serious research into the effect of Elon’s rize to prominence on trends in male fragrance.

Better than Axe. That stuff will kill ya! :)

Another thing for him to buy and shut down. The arm pit industry.