If they were strained again they would be restrained, but if they restrained from straining again they would not be restrained. If they were unrestrained from restraining, would they be restrained or restrained from restraining (and therefore not restrained)?
[Now I’m straining to decide if I said that right.]
I saw a customer pass out face first into a bowl of spaghetti with chili one New Years eve. The guy next to him on the counter seating turned his head sideways so he could breathe.
Imagine 10 months ago
Tomorrow this will all be behind you. In the pasta, so to speak.
saylorgirl 10 months ago
Love Ralph’s comment!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 10 months ago
Limp excuses…
Havel 10 months ago
The colander does say it’s that time of the year.
Gent 10 months ago
So they is identifying themselfs as spaghetti, pasta, noodles, or wormycelli?
backyardcowboy 10 months ago
Colanders can leave you feeling drained as well.
nancyb creator 10 months ago
They’re about to get sauced.
coltish1. 10 months ago
You don’t suppose it starts with all that boiling water?
Dobie Premium Member 10 months ago
I guess that is the precise description of a strained relationship.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 10 months ago
It’s your fault because you have a mind like a sieve.
ladykat 10 months ago
For a minute, I thought those were worms. I am getting a mind like a sieve as I get older.
pat sandy creator 10 months ago
they’re just noodling around…
walstib Premium Member 10 months ago
Now I want some Spätzle.
formathe 10 months ago
The wise helmet of a Pastafarian. All hail the Colander!!!!!!!
Howard'sMyHero 10 months ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster insists that you follow the rules contained in “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” …!
Doug K 10 months ago
If they were strained again they would be restrained, but if they restrained from straining again they would not be restrained. If they were unrestrained from restraining, would they be restrained or restrained from restraining (and therefore not restrained)?
[Now I’m straining to decide if I said that right.]
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
The colander’s been working double sifts.
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
I’ve been seeing a colander three times a week for years now – and it’s helping. I no longer have to wear it on my head.
Digital Frog 10 months ago
May be due to a pasta life experience, we should book a therapy session, let me check my colander
ekke 10 months ago
The question is, was the spaghetti shaped like that before it was strained, or did the colander strain it into that shape? This is brain strain!
BigBoy 10 months ago
I saw a customer pass out face first into a bowl of spaghetti with chili one New Years eve. The guy next to him on the counter seating turned his head sideways so he could breathe.
zeexenon 10 months ago
Sorry, but the chef also rinsed your starch off.
MissyTiger 10 months ago
The colander was trying to help; he noticed they were in hot water!