Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for November 27, 2023

Poor Kevin. He doesn’t realize that she can’t tell him because he’d blow their cover.

Nothing he can talk about without the presence of legal council anyhow,

She couldn’t tell anyways, she knows he’d tell people.

Don’t worry buddy, you will get there.

Says the kid that destroyed the school with brain farts.

Stop pouting, Kevin. I can’t afford a vacation, either and my family is pretty small, yet you don’t hear me complaining.

That would not be a happy way to live Kevin, always looking over your shoulder.

He’s about to get a cool kick in the poop chute!

Does the father ever visit the kids?

Love the way mom tells it like it is.

All mom ha to say is “That’s classified.. oops I mean.. heh, I’m going to have a talk with your brother!” and Kevin would have been happy

Even with the disappointment, Kevin will walk around all week introducing Miles and saying “Say hello to my little friend.”

Has Kevin seen Goodfellas too many times?

Henry Hill: As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.

Supernatural ice cream trucks, haunted houses, near death sledding & hiking,are nothing ?

Do you want to have relocated multiple times, Kevin? That’s what you’re looking at if your mom is witness protection for snitching on the mob.

Kevin has been reading Curtis! Sadly the arc was a month or more ago, and the publisher I use only goes back about three weeks.