Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 22, 2023

hmmm that’s encouraging – not for the lunch room etiquette but rather for the keyboard maintenance

Certainly giving her a big write-up. Who in their right mind could resist?

Well, that “resume” may be good for a laugh—but not for employment.

Don;t forget she covers her mouth when she belches.

For a fat lady, she doesn’t sweat much.

Tug at their heart strings,Agnes. Note how she is raising her genius Grand daughter.

She really knows how to buff up the old broad.

Doesn’t fart too much

drooling grannies was one of my favorite groups as a kid…

Yesterday I observed that Agnes is likely incapable of preparing a résumé, dazzling or otherwise. I believe that today I am proven correct.

Don’t get me wrong — I’m not bragging about it. It was too easy a call.