Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 27, 2023

She was only slightly pregnant 5 times?

Well, his wife has five kids, with… somebody. Or, somebodies….

“A man will cheat, as much as he thinks he can get away with..” – - Chris Rock.

He’s a horny young goat, it’s just natural. He’s young … dumb … and … um … full of goat milt.

And I bet he can’t name any of them.

Like the time Les Nessman asked the barber he suspected was his dad, “Got any kids you know about?”

“What IS that scent you’re wearing, Joe? ‘Irresponsible Horndog’”?

Is “Secretly married” sorta like “Secret Santa?”

remember it’s @ before # except after $

Secretly married, John? What’s the wife’s feelings on that one?

GIRLFRIEND: You want me to get breast reduction surgery???

BOYFRIEND: Well, total removal actually. And that’s just the beginning. We’ll talk about the augmentation surgery I have in mind after we get rid of those unsightly bumps.

R. U. N. ☹️

Is that Tab Hunter? I don’t think he had any kids.

Yikes! It’s quite a Condomundrum.

There was a heartbreaking story I saw on one of those BuzzFeed lists of a man who had 3 kids, and the wife decided that was enough so sent him to get snipped. The doctor opened him up to do the snipping and found nothing there as he’d been born without the necessary stuff to produce the floaters. Again, he had 3 kids. Wait, let me correct that, SHE had 3 kids with someone else.

one day he’ll figure out how that happens…

And his wife was slightly pregnant.

His wife? What about his boyfriends