Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 08, 2023

I wonder if the elf realizes that visiting the boys will only reinforce their believing in Santa.

This is actually really sad. Discouraging belief in something like this is sad

Kevin, you are too young for a car. Santa could get you a Matchbox or Hotwheels one though.

Rudy’s hyping the new “Santa Bubble-Popper 5000™.” Just step in a little closer.

Boys, just ask for money. It was still the 80’s in your day, so you might just have gotten some! (Provided it wasn’t the Reagan Recession of 82)

Serious, Kevin? Were you dropped on your head as a baby? And if so, how many times? Newsflash… YOU’RE NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE!!

Sending an elf to quell belief in elves seems not to be the optimal solution.

You won’t be able to drive it for a few years, anyways. Try asking for something you can use like a game or a stuffed animal.

It’s my belief that Kevin was asking about an RC scale model Camero. If that’s not what he meant it should have been.

Try the Sharper Image catalog, Kev. They have the most ridic. . .uh. . .expen. . .outland. . .biggest gifts for kids!

The movie Santa Clause makes no sense because Santa delivers gifts but adults who have no idea where those gifts come from still do not believe in Santa Claus.

One Christmas trump was working the Santa request telephone and asked a 7 year old girl,’“Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it’s marginal, right?” If they are 8/9 and still believed in Santa they too would be “marginal”I assume for trump marginal=slow.

One Hot Wheel coming up.

I’m not sure I’m getting the elf’s point.

Elf-Boy had best be careful. His brother got eaten over in “Myth Tickle” today!!

That’s why I ask for practical gifts like clothes and sketchbooks.