One year the bookstore I worked at had calendars on sale. One had Sean Connery as the sexist man alive. A gentleman walked up and was looking at the calendar and I commented…“You know, once he finally dies, you and I move up a notch.” I thought he would never stop laughing. I know I made his day!
salakfarm Premium Member 12 months ago
Eno loses and wins simultaneously.
Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago
No wonder. He still has a wall phone.
sirbadger 12 months ago
Will his picture show up in the magazine?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 12 months ago
That leaves me off the hook.
GROG Premium Member 12 months ago
Why does that not surprise me?
Knightman Premium Member 12 months ago
Oh your number #1 at something anyway!!!
mourdac Premium Member 12 months ago
I’m not giving up that title ….
deerejohn2001 12 months ago
I thought that was mine.
FassEddie 12 months ago
Was it the chocolate milk goatee?
mwksix 12 months ago
Still better than “Unsexiest Man No Longer Alive”!
daleandkristen 12 months ago
The waiter in their local diner is a close 2nd.
A# 466 12 months ago
If the cholesterol don’t get’cha, the trans-fats will. (With apology to Ernie Ford)
Impkins Premium Member 12 months ago
Fang won. :)
eb110americana 12 months ago
“They consider me a person?! What an honor!”
cuzinron47 12 months ago
He also wins the title of sexless man alive.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Beating out Steve Buscemi is not easy.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 12 months ago
It’s been long overdue.
vacman 12 months ago
One year the bookstore I worked at had calendars on sale. One had Sean Connery as the sexist man alive. A gentleman walked up and was looking at the calendar and I commented…“You know, once he finally dies, you and I move up a notch.” I thought he would never stop laughing. I know I made his day!
clayface9 Premium Member 12 months ago
He beat Donald Trump by one vote.