Buckles by David Gilbert for December 21, 2023

Paul, remind her that it is better to give, than to receive…..

What I said yesterday. Paul you are so dead meat.

Overnight a diamond tennis bracelet from Tiffany’s.

Man, I hope Paul has hung some mistletoe around the house.

Hey, don’t punish the wall because you fotgot Jill’s present Paul.

Christmas isn’t until Monday so get out and get her something!

Jill started shopping of you last July, The big box store with the blue logo and color scheme is open 24 hours, hurry and you might make it before they close to let their employees off for Christmas.

Interstate truck stop shops are open 24 hours. Do they still have chrome mudflap girls.

And just who is " missing " today ? : (

Flee the country until after New Years and then come home from the foreign country with a mess of really expensive stuff. Never mind that you will be working until the day you die to pay for them.

Tell Jill you got her nothing because, as everyone knows, “nothing lasts forever.”

What if it turned out that surprise, surprise, Jill is actually okay with Paul not getting her anything, because it’s the thought that counts?

Good idea shouting about it at home.

Never been a problem for me. I know exactly what she wants every Christmas ,Birthday and Anniversary and I shop for those presents all year long. I’m covered for 4-5 years if I ever got bedridden………

Do they still accept forgetful husbands in the foriegn legion?

Now he’s gotta fix the wall too…

Or you could “Jingle All the Way” (1996 movie) …… Paul ….. :)

There’s still time, Paul!