In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 02, 2023

Overly ambitious spiders.

This is not quite what this spider had ordered: instead of getting croquettes as a side order, it’s getting croquet as a surprise appetizer.

“Dumb” means that you can’t talk, so this is a contradiction.

I didn’t realize that they were that cerebral!

That’s not a pill-bug.

Oh, it’s coming to you alright, creep!

Definitely a baller

It’s spun nice knowin’ ya’.

Just like dogs know to poo where you walk in the backyard. Spiders know to build a web in your common path.

Obviously over estimating the tinsel strength of it’s web.

That’s definitely going to be a sticky wicket.