Silly Peppermint Patty, two of these Authors have collections of short stories. You could have done those. The latter seems to have books above a the reading age level of her. Also of these three, currently, only one of them is still alive.
Given that the strip came out around 1976 or so, Marcie should suggest “Benji” by Allison Thomas, “Charlotte’s Web”, “Escape From Witch Mountain” by Alexander Key or simply a Nancy Drew story…. Marcie should tell P Patty to actually read the book rather than watch the movie if it is on TV as this is a common error of many slacker students as well as George Costanza when he watched Breakfast at Tiffany’s rather than reading the Capote novella for a book club he joined to impress his soon to be ex-girlfriend Lindsay.
She should try “Finnegan’s Wake” by James Joyce. Her eyes will glaze over by page one. Here is a word from that page: “Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunnt-rovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk”. I think the book is overrated, pretentious BS.
Movies are good relaxation. You can turn your mind off and be spoon fed entertainment. It’s like those exercise machines that move your muscles for you. There may be some benefit but not nearly as much as real exercise.
To enjoy a book, however, requires mental exercise. You have to visualize the scenery and hear and think like the characters. It’s more taxing on the brain.
So I I want to watch shoot-em-up space battles or car chase scenes, I’ll watch a movie. If I want suspense and inspiration, I’ll read a book.
The Count thinks George Orwell’s “Animal Farm” would be perfect. Short, easy read and a symbolic powerful message that should be learned by all children.
Not familiar with the other 2 authors, but Joyce Carol Oates may be a bit too adult, deep and dark for a kid of her age and maturity. I have read many of her books. She’s a very good writer, but I never read any of her books until I was a teenager
If none of Marcie’s authors write about baseball then forget it. I once tried to help a young boy with his reading by enticing him with my old body building mags.
ronaldspence 11 months ago
maybe a comic book Patty?
Asharah 11 months ago
A Christmas Carol is pretty short.
juncarlo 11 months ago
I have always thought that a book stimulates thinking, imagination and creativity.
mccollunsky 11 months ago
Silly Peppermint Patty, two of these Authors have collections of short stories. You could have done those. The latter seems to have books above a the reading age level of her. Also of these three, currently, only one of them is still alive.
loreleianothername 11 months ago
how about Plato or Aesop or Homer or Aristotle or Saki, etc???
TampaFanatic1 11 months ago
Given that the strip came out around 1976 or so, Marcie should suggest “Benji” by Allison Thomas, “Charlotte’s Web”, “Escape From Witch Mountain” by Alexander Key or simply a Nancy Drew story…. Marcie should tell P Patty to actually read the book rather than watch the movie if it is on TV as this is a common error of many slacker students as well as George Costanza when he watched Breakfast at Tiffany’s rather than reading the Capote novella for a book club he joined to impress his soon to be ex-girlfriend Lindsay.
A Common 'tator 11 months ago
Coincidentally, I’m currently reading “The Essential Emily Dickinson” Poems selected and with an introduction by Joyce Carol Oates…
therese_callahan2002 11 months ago
Just settle for Herman Melville or Mark Twain.
Purple People Eater 11 months ago
How about a book by C.S. Lewis or J.R.R. Tolkien. They only have one name and some letters.
hariseldon59 11 months ago
At this rate Christmas break will be over before she even chooses a book.
hariseldon59 11 months ago
How about something from Dr. Seuss. ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ would be more her speed.
Indiana Guy 11 months ago
She should try “Finnegan’s Wake” by James Joyce. Her eyes will glaze over by page one. Here is a word from that page: “Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunnt-rovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk”. I think the book is overrated, pretentious BS.
jagedlo 11 months ago
I don’t think it’s weirdness, Marcie!
gantech 11 months ago
Give her something short and sweet. War and Peace or Crime and Punishment come to mind…
mrwiskers 11 months ago
Marcie, how about suggestion a book in PP’s interest zone? Maybe even a Judy Blume title and be a reading buddy?
Darryl Heine 11 months ago
Peppermint Patty and Marcie drinking bottles of Coca-Cola?
Darryl Heine 11 months ago
Katherine Porter, Joyce Oates, and Pamela Johnson were authors of what books?
Ellis97 11 months ago
Might I suggest a fine literature from the likes of RL Stine, Jon Scieszka, Dav Pilkey, David Shannon, Jerry Craft, or Marjorie Weinman Sharmant?
dflak 11 months ago
Movies are good relaxation. You can turn your mind off and be spoon fed entertainment. It’s like those exercise machines that move your muscles for you. There may be some benefit but not nearly as much as real exercise.
To enjoy a book, however, requires mental exercise. You have to visualize the scenery and hear and think like the characters. It’s more taxing on the brain.
So I I want to watch shoot-em-up space battles or car chase scenes, I’ll watch a movie. If I want suspense and inspiration, I’ll read a book.
ladykat 11 months ago
Just so stories.
Just-me 11 months ago
Cervantes?
Fetzee 11 months ago
War and Peace?
Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago
The Count thinks George Orwell’s “Animal Farm” would be perfect. Short, easy read and a symbolic powerful message that should be learned by all children.
mindjob 11 months ago
Just stick with the crib notes
SusieB 11 months ago
Not familiar with the other 2 authors, but Joyce Carol Oates may be a bit too adult, deep and dark for a kid of her age and maturity. I have read many of her books. She’s a very good writer, but I never read any of her books until I was a teenager
preacherman Premium Member 11 months ago
If none of Marcie’s authors write about baseball then forget it. I once tried to help a young boy with his reading by enticing him with my old body building mags.
Decepticomic 11 months ago
Anyone with 3 or more names (excluding the middle) is too pretentious to deal with. And I say that based on absolutely nothing.
WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
Hold out for Dr. Seuss.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
Glass bottle soda???We ARE in the olden days!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
In the last year of LEAVE IT TO BEAVER,Jerry Mathers had to write a book report on “The Three Musketeers” and decided to watch the movie instead.
Only he watched The Ritz Brothers in a 1939 comedy spoof the novel. His teacher stopped him at the “chicken feathers all over the court” part
KEA 11 months ago
once again… i had students like that
John Jorgensen 11 months ago
How about a Peanuts book? Nothing wrong with a little self promotion.
F-Flash 11 months ago
I think the book “Fire on Ice” would be a good one for PP, by Tonya Harding.
cracker65 11 months ago
She’s hopeless
Rand al'Thor 11 months ago
‘Ball Four’ by Jim Bouton or ‘The Boys of Summer’ by Roger Kahn?
Sandra V. 11 months ago
LOL :)
timothy6522 11 months ago
Wondering if Charles Schultz “invented” the “talk to the hand” theme! (Panel 3)
Lupin III 11 months ago
James Joyce has only 2 names, try something by him!
EXCALABUR 11 months ago
Sports!
Ceeg22 Premium Member 11 months ago
Louisa May Alcott or Lucy Maud Montgomery are probably closer to what the teacher expects