There is a whole branch of mathematics that can be applied to the Bible to prove that the end will be next week no matter when next week is. It’s based on a concept of “floating constants.”
An example of a floating constant is that one is approximately equal to two, especially for large values of one.
Floating constant mathematics is the only branch of the science understood by politicians.
I literally thought no one would find this funny but me, and in my own head. It sat in sort of a purgatory file I have until I decided to give it a chance. More proof I have no idea what I’m doing.
Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago
It was doomed from the beginning.
STEPUP 12 months ago
They should have seen the writing on the wall!!!
Imagine 12 months ago
The end has arrived.
The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago
What do you know, the end really was near!
PoochFan 12 months ago
I love the double-meaning. Either they won’t hear the end of “We told you so”, or they won’t be able to hear the details of how the group ended.
backyardcowboy 12 months ago
Is that a “Goodbye and thanks for all the fish” sign?
comixbomix 12 months ago
Reopening next week as The I-Told-You-So Society.
ladykat 12 months ago
The final doom has not yet happened, but I have an uneasy feeling it’s getting close.
markkahler52 12 months ago
Closed for “Final Days Sales Closeout”
goboboyd 12 months ago
Behind on their rent… for millennia.
Prey 12 months ago
Now if it were doom REPORTERS they would be set for life!
dflak 12 months ago
There is a whole branch of mathematics that can be applied to the Bible to prove that the end will be next week no matter when next week is. It’s based on a concept of “floating constants.”
An example of a floating constant is that one is approximately equal to two, especially for large values of one.
Floating constant mathematics is the only branch of the science understood by politicians.
belovedkija 12 months ago
Only the Father knows so why do all these people that write books and make money off them get so rich?
garcoa 12 months ago
Clearly no one felt it necessary to pay their membership dues.
mpolo11 Premium Member 12 months ago
So meta.
mindjob 12 months ago
They’ve merged with the End Is Near society
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Funny! At least they saw it coming.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
They’re being sued in court, and today is Judgment Day.
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
Their words trail off as they hear the sound of growling zombies rushing in from behind them…
Lablubber 12 months ago
To the surprise of nobody.
KEA 12 months ago
not sure whether that’s a good or a bad sign
looseparts creator 12 months ago
I literally thought no one would find this funny but me, and in my own head. It sat in sort of a purgatory file I have until I decided to give it a chance. More proof I have no idea what I’m doing.
BearsDown Premium Member 12 months ago
The end is noir…
aussie399 Premium Member 9 months ago
Like the fortune teller shop. “Closed due to unforeseen circumstances” or “closed due to going broke”