I’ve heard of talking turkey, but a talking turkey head (sans body)?
They say turkeys are dumb, and I guess it’s true — this one doesn’t even have the brains to know he’s dead.
He should look on the bright side — before he became a sandwich, he likely was roast turkey dinner, leftover dinner, turkey salad, turkey soup . . . A little of him goes a long way.
Captain Bars 12 months ago
Okay, this one’s just morbid.
scote1379 Premium Member 12 months ago
Malph 12 months ago
Creepy but on-point.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 12 months ago
Gallows humor.
Teto85 Premium Member 12 months ago
Yes, with leftover cranberry sauce and dressing/stuffing on a sourdough roll.
paullp Premium Member 12 months ago
Random Post-T-Day Musings:
Well, it’s nothing to lose your head over.
I’ve heard of talking turkey, but a talking turkey head (sans body)?
They say turkeys are dumb, and I guess it’s true — this one doesn’t even have the brains to know he’s dead.
He should look on the bright side — before he became a sandwich, he likely was roast turkey dinner, leftover dinner, turkey salad, turkey soup . . . A little of him goes a long way.