Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 09, 2023

If you get any heavier, the scale will be downscale…into the floor.

I prefer to think of it as fatter.

Go pescatrian.

Sign him up for a gym membership in January. And make sure he goes. You’ll have to go with him so make the membership for 2.

I scoffed at first, then remembered Ralph does park ranger work, so he CAN safely exercise by walking, On to the treadmill!

Good thing the scale doesn’t talk, otherwise it would be saying “OK, you win! Now get off me!”

From Rodney Dangerfield; I got on the scale and the card came out and it said “one at a time”

I got on the scale at the doctor’s office. Nurse then started looking at computer and said get on the scale again please! I said it’s right, I lost 25 lbs. I guess that doesn’t happen often. It was funny.

What a GREAT way to look at it. . .

I am surprised that the scale did not groan in pain. lol

Hey, after Thanksgiving buldge.

Ralph is making something out of nothing.

Ralph likes telling wide lies.

The problem with being upscale Ralph is it can usually mean that eventually you have to downsize. js

We just returned to the rain and cold of Vancouver after a warm, sunny Caribbean cruise…in our absence, I’m pretty sure our talking loo scale learned to tell fibs and exaggerate…sigh…