Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 05, 2023

And the cucumber …?

Shush, that’s below the belt, and we don’t brag about it.

The other one is with Mr. Egghead Date.

He’s a real spud. Or spud muffin?

He has a passing resemblance to Neil deGrasse Tyson.

He looks like Fozzie Bear.

I’ll bet he’s just a couch potato at home.

She can remake him into whatever she wants.

I miss my sweetheart, Mrs Pumpkin. She was a no-frills gal.

Clever.

Honeymoon in Idaho.

He’s a real cut up and very ap-peeling!

But does she ever really want to be called Mrs. Potato Head? May have to keep her maiden name.

Not even going to go there …

Did she give a Mr. Potato head?

Ha! I heard his collar comes pre-starched

He hails from Boise.

She’s a tater dater.

He better not drink to much – don’t want to get smashed.