Herman by Jim Unger for December 07, 2023

On my wedding night I had my wife on her hands and knees begging…begging me to come out from under the bed and fight like a man.

“As far as food went, Greece wasn’t exactly what we expected. It was oily ‘til bed and oily to rise — all those pressed olives, y’know.”

At the end they found him fiddling on the roof.

Nothing like keeping tradition alive

Been there, done that, and got the tee-shirt and the divorce papers to prove it!

Those are pretty good odds.

I hate to think how many fights he had on his first honeymoon

Opa!

I found the blankets in Greece to be far too small as well, one inadvertent turn and your partner is without a blanket. Everynight it invariably leads to a fight.

nicely played

I’m trying to figure out if the guy talking has his whole face…..lol….All I see are a pair of nostrils and no eyes, or are the nostrils eyes, I can’t tell….anyone else?

The trick is to make sure you both don’t go at the same time.

Only six you say. Not bad…..