Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 07, 2023

No need to go in now.

All right, we got the message.

Alright, I’ll see what mine thinks of this signage next week.

Is there an echo in here?

Optometrist asked guy if he could read the eye chart. Guy: Hell, yeah. I know all those guys.

I see.

Personally I have not seen a glass front door to an office in several decades.

I totally freaked out my Optometrist at my last visit. Before she came into the room I walked over to the eye chart on the wall and read the very fine print on the bottom and memorized it. When she asked me to read the smallest line I could I proceeded to state, (they use and electronic chart software projected onto a mirror) “This software licensed to Greene Medical Group”

She looked at me like the RCA Dog and asked where does it say that. I directed her to look at the bottom of the chart. She got up, walked to the chart and read what I had just stated. In an astonished voice she asked me “You can read that?”

I told her no, but I can memorize it pretty well before you get in her. She burst out laughing and then we went on with the exam.

Onsight eye test…….

Never worked out why optometric don’t have blurred signs or hearing aid shop staff don’t speak very softly…