B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 29, 2023

There is a stereotype saying that chickens are very stupid. This guy is one of them.

Let’s see the leap John!

How much time have you got?

one Spatchcock coming up

They Were Only Playing Leapfrog From Oh What A Lovely War!

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=bahJ1eVOELY

Bird: “LeapFrog!”

Tortoise: SquishBird!"

Coming in 2025: Land Turtles Can’t Jump

… with Woody Harrelson (as the voice of JOHN THE TURTLE)

… and Wesley Snipes as the voice of D00KIE BIRD)

If John gets up there, the result will be a dinner entree of ‘pressed dookey bird.’

Did you ever have someone start to stand up as you were leapfrogging him? Not good.

What’s the name of that dish where you prep the chicken filet by pounding it flat? I think we’re gonna have that.

John doesn’t look like a frog to me. To me it looks like the game should be called, leap the tortoise.

Some turtle weight information…https://petanimalscare (dot) com/what-is-a-turtles-size-and-weight/

Just do it.

I don’t see this ending well.

It probably won’t go well if the turtle tries it, he might “turn turtle” if he does.

Several panels later!@#$%!!!!!!!!!

I don’t know about his back but that scrawny chicken neck will likely be bent in several places.

time for a different game! :D

maybe we could play the shell game?

I think that’s how fossilized birds were made. It was a popular sport back in the early days

Very considerate of you John.

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OK you asked for it [squish].

Maybe he needs a little pressed duck to go with the veggies

Why this style of birdie is extinct.

Stupid dirty birdy cannot tell the difference between reptiles and amphibians.

“REALLY” ….. People ……. now my mouth is watering …….. :)

Les Brown and his Band of Renown!