Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 30, 2023

the patent office is so eager for this ……. NOT.

Will it keep the edges from curling up when fried? Then I’m all for it!

I guess that’ll help the bologna cling to the glazed donuts.

I’m going to invent orangeing shears.

Why not ? They stuff it into tubes and call it hot dogs.

♪♫ “My bologna has a first name, it’s A G N E S…” ♪♫

It’s very cutting edge.

Because there’s never enough surface area of flavor on bologna.

I am surprised that Granny smells her shears every once in a while

Bill will be SO jealous.

A pointed defense comment.

Let’s hear more…..