Ben by Daniel Shelton for December 02, 2023

You now need a yak mushstache to make hte look complete.

Yak it up, Ben.

Ben needs to comb some yak butter through it.

It looks ridiculous. How much money did they con you out of?

100% refund, just pay $118 return shipping

You should have ordered a white one!

Because you really need to stay away from that obvious fake Yak hair.

Yak!!

♪♫ Yakity-Yak! (Won’t take back!) ♪♫

Maybe some “product”?

We had an Italian gentleman at our power plant that bought a toupee back in the 90’s, it actually looked pretty good. However, I saw him a month ago and he was still wearing the toupee. Trouble is his own hair is now white. Just looks like Ben does here.

Don’t listen to anyone, Ben; you make it look good!

Maybe it’ll grow on him. If I were in his place, I’d buy chia seeds and try implants. I’ve considered it as a pet project.

It’ll make a nice gag gift.

It kinda makes you appreciate your baldness.

I think he looks better with the yak hair.

From an ancient Chinese Yak.

The black hair and the white mustache gives it all away. My dad had black hair and a black mustache into his 90s. He let his beard grow out once, but it came in salt & pepper, so he shaved it off again. People would think he dyed his hair, he said.

George Costanza (on Seinfeld) ordered something from China to grow hair. Are there no bald men in China?

Why? Baldness is fine. Just shave your head. I haven’t missed my hair in over 15 years now. Wife love it.