We had an Italian gentleman at our power plant that bought a toupee back in the 90’s, it actually looked pretty good. However, I saw him a month ago and he was still wearing the toupee. Trouble is his own hair is now white. Just looks like Ben does here.
The black hair and the white mustache gives it all away. My dad had black hair and a black mustache into his 90s. He let his beard grow out once, but it came in salt & pepper, so he shaved it off again. People would think he dyed his hair, he said.
stairsteppublishing 9 months ago
You now need a yak mushstache to make hte look complete.
Shikamoo Premium Member 9 months ago
Yak it up, Ben.
Pharmakeus Ubik 9 months ago
Ben needs to comb some yak butter through it.
Macushlalondra 9 months ago
It looks ridiculous. How much money did they con you out of?
Justanolddude Premium Member 9 months ago
100% refund, just pay $118 return shipping
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 9 months ago
You should have ordered a white one!
goboboyd 9 months ago
Because you really need to stay away from that obvious fake Yak hair.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
Yak!!
ChessPirate 9 months ago
♪♫ Yakity-Yak! (Won’t take back!) ♪♫
FassEddie 9 months ago
Maybe some “product”?
BeniHanna6 Premium Member 9 months ago
We had an Italian gentleman at our power plant that bought a toupee back in the 90’s, it actually looked pretty good. However, I saw him a month ago and he was still wearing the toupee. Trouble is his own hair is now white. Just looks like Ben does here.
NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member 9 months ago
Don’t listen to anyone, Ben; you make it look good!
StephenRice 9 months ago
Maybe it’ll grow on him. If I were in his place, I’d buy chia seeds and try implants. I’ve considered it as a pet project.
cuzinron47 9 months ago
It’ll make a nice gag gift.
cuzinron47 9 months ago
It kinda makes you appreciate your baldness.
rocdoc7 9 months ago
I think he looks better with the yak hair.
christelisbetty 9 months ago
From an ancient Chinese Yak.
ellisaana Premium Member 9 months ago
The black hair and the white mustache gives it all away. My dad had black hair and a black mustache into his 90s. He let his beard grow out once, but it came in salt & pepper, so he shaved it off again. People would think he dyed his hair, he said.
catmom1360 9 months ago
George Costanza (on Seinfeld) ordered something from China to grow hair. Are there no bald men in China?
washatkc Premium Member 9 months ago
Why? Baldness is fine. Just shave your head. I haven’t missed my hair in over 15 years now. Wife love it.