Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 16, 2023

Is that like throwing a concrete block?

What a waste of fruitcake!

If they let her go, she’ll get run over by a reindeer.

Just giving it should be considered insult with a deadly weapon.

Everyone knows that it’s a made up charge. His French was pretty solid

There is a place here in central NC that actually makes delicious (and non-deadly) fruit cakes.

Mrs. Middleton? Your aim has improved.

They are good for killing roaches. Just drop a fruitcake on one.

Fruitcake is a doorstop.

Grammy Middleton strikes again.

Gramma’s nutty as a fruitcake.

Not my wife’s fruitcake…it’s to die for! (figuratively speaking! Lol!)

Personally I enjoy fruitcake. There are better fruitcakes and those that are not so good, and then there are the ones who are in politics; generally speaking I do not like them.

”What a waist!”