Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 05, 2023

East with the ‘t’ elided, followed by ‘E’ for “East”, right?

I thought it was short for easypeasy.

I know someone who will start off with an erroneous premise and then go on for the next 4-5 minutes drawing unfounded conclusions from it, periodically interspersed with irritation and “Let me finish!” if you try to interrupt.

Caulfield often doesn’t realize the ground he’s breaking is just under his feet.

I worked with a guy named Ed Zapsky. He was an EZ going guy.

Given that stupid is a portmanteau of studious and trepid…

No, not a proven in this case, but what about “sleazy?” Debate

If you make (up) the “right” assumptions, you can “prove” almost anything.

Moron is a portmanteau of Moe and Ron Howard.

“Any questions?” Yes. Why am I still in your class?

Just stop…

Groundbreaker, or windbreaker?

Sometimes you should call before you dig.

English. The perfect language for linguistic contortionists.

If that were the case Cualfield it would be efzy, not easy.

I’ll never be able to hear the word ‘easy’ the same way again.