Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 29, 2023

I’d say all decisions have been made for you at this point.

I think you mean delicacy.

If you cross “salmon” with “celibate” do you get “salivate”??

Sorry, no future plans for you!!!

“It’s the bear necessities”.

The circle of life. The bears need the fat in the salmon for insulation so they can survive the winter.

Salmon rush die

Also your view on life after death

Sometimes your view/opinion doesn’t seem to make any difference.

Does seem like a wasted effort. A cruel joke on the one that made them, Atlantic Salmon got a better deal as did Steelhead Trout

Too late!

No worries. Wish granted.

Lox of luck.

Once spawn a time…

You’re doing you part by occupying the bear while I get by to propagate the species.

doesn’t really matter either way, at this point!

Too Late!

Read the fine print carefully, it doesn’t say which species.

And quickly!