Are you sure they can be turned off? If so, in doing so, are you perhaps conveying more information? Are you, perhaps, self identifying as a subversive?
The only thing magical about iPhone ads is how they can get away with calling everything magical even when it’s already been around for ages on other platforms or is nothing special anyway.That should start the flame wars again.
He sees you when you’re sleeping; he knoes when you’re awake; he knows if you’ve been bad or good; so be good for goodness sake. The motto of Santa and the NSA…….
seanfear 7 months ago
hah! that’s what you think, kiddo.
diazch408 7 months ago
Having a dad like Adam certainly has helped Clayton become independent(I rarely climbed ladders as a kid).
mccollunsky 7 months ago
Santa magic is stronger than an I-phone.
snsurone76 7 months ago
Wanna bet that Katy is laughing her head off?? At least, until her parents say that Santa is watching HER, too.
markkahler52 7 months ago
My bet is, Santa is laughing HIS head off!
nosirrom 7 months ago
How much does Santa pay peeping Toms?
Denver Reader Premium Member 7 months ago
But can they really be turned off?
Carl Premium Member 7 months ago
Are you sure they can be turned off? If so, in doing so, are you perhaps conveying more information? Are you, perhaps, self identifying as a subversive?
fgerbil46 7 months ago
Remember how Clayton scared the heck out of Katy before Halloween? Revenge is a dish best served cold. ;-)
MRC112 7 months ago
The only thing magical about iPhone ads is how they can get away with calling everything magical even when it’s already been around for ages on other platforms or is nothing special anyway.That should start the flame wars again.
ahnk_2000 7 months ago
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” – Arthur C. Clarke
Amra Leo 7 months ago
Can’t turn off Santa’s magic…
raybarb44 7 months ago
He sees you when you’re sleeping; he knoes when you’re awake; he knows if you’ve been bad or good; so be good for goodness sake. The motto of Santa and the NSA…….
cuzinron47 7 months ago
Clayton, think about it. Santa didn’t start using surveillance this year. Did it effect years past when you were being yourself.
mistercatworks 7 months ago
He should tell him to use the one sure-fired method to end surveillance: wrap yourself completely in aluminum foil. :) :) :)
stamps 7 months ago
Your Christmas tree is infected with the Pegasus spyware.
gcarlson 7 months ago
Per Fred Astaire, he uses the magic snowball the Winter Warlock gave him.
eb110americana 7 months ago
Santa likes to watch.