Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 15, 2023

Moose is smart. Moose knows that commitment is what happens to crazy people, and mooses.

I had an old girlfriend explain to me that attraction to “bad boys.” She said that they’re a challenge and thus a much more interesting project altogether than some boring nice guy. Moreover, if he’s a “bad boy,” then she doesn’t have to be a “nice girl.”

Do Moose have antlers in the winter?

I’ve seen some videos where antlers just fall off!!!

Lucy likes the bad boys.

I prefer mousse to moose. Especially mousse au chocolat.

Now check Lucy for ticks!

“Ladies love the bad boy and the bad boy loves the ladies”, said Ron Stoppable in his black leather jacket and blue jeans.

I hear Barry White when moose talks.

Aaaand… this is why some women end up in abuse relationships :(

and how they convince others (younger generations) to be in one.

I used to be a Bad Boy

Girls said I was a bad dancer, bad singer, bad kisser et C.

Does Danae just leave her skis and poles out in the tundra and ride Lucy home?

Search “mountain man life moose” to see an interesting old photo.

Why re-run this arc at all? A set-up for the “Return of T he Moose” in 2023?

THERE’S A GIRL FROM ARKANSAS

I RAN FASTER THAN HER PA

CAN’T GO BACK TO ARKANSAS

I’M A BAD,BAD MAN

THERE’S A GIRL FROM OMAHA

THE SHERIFF IS HER UNCLE-In-LAW

I CAN’T GO BACK TO OMAHA

I’M A BAD, BAD MAN

“ANNIE GET YOUR GUN” SONG

The heart wants what the heart wants…

Morse or hoose for the name of offspring?

Lucy, consider just the size difference — male moose are HUGE and you are a PYGMY Clydesdale…I don’t think you’ve get the backbone for it, so to speak…

We all make our moose-takes …

Doesn’t really matter. That’s a LOTTA hurt there. Massive muscle.

I have dated a few “dangerous” women. Usually it is easy to spook them into leaving, when it’s time to go. It also leaves them with the ego-sustaining thought that it was their idea. :)

Time to ramble on

I sea a future Dear Abby letter.

Proves that women are attracted to men who are dangerous.

Wow. What a rack.

Finally a cute (non-political) arc. (yeah, I just know someone will do a political, just sayin)

Danae has seen enough rom-coms to know where this is going.

It’s interesting to see Danae being the sensible one in this episode.

In case this observation has not already been made, moose and horses have been befriending each other in Maine for a long time. Methinks Miller has been inspired by a new news story?