Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 08, 2023

Per Wikipedia:

Balls to the wall is an idiom that refers to a maximum commitment or effort; e.g. full throttle. It originates from aviation, in which the throttle and fuel-air mixture controls were shafts with balls on the ends to serve as handles, and pushing them toward the firewall (the “wall”) resulted in maximum fuel flow with a fuel-rich mixture flowing into the engine.

he looks like he’s having a ball…

He believes in hospital gown style decorating.

That’s right, Ralph! Hold it in an abeyance… just keep it in… don’t let it slip out… don’t say it… just… don’t!

The cat loves a challenge!

Got another one by them! Well done Dave!

That explains her tattoos

What about pedal to the metal?

Same thing every year.

There are “special” ornaments for the back:

www.youtube.Com/watch?v=73Bz5ZNPIMQ&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive

Sometimes you just have Accept it.

This might get lost on some here, though.

Yup. Has to look good all the way around. Sunset Magazine or Better Homes and Gardens might be coming along to take photos.

Balled is beautiful!

That way the cat can break twice as many!

I agree with his decorating style. Why put them on the back if only the wall can see them?

The decorated huge Christmas tree in Seinfeld always makes me laugh hysterically. California: Is that antisympathetic? Or is it the house of Ross, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe?

Wait…the squirrel’s got nuthin??