Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 19, 2023

With time off, for good behavior…..

he’s paying for his own obituary

Yup, deadly weapons. Frozen hard, clubs. Thawed out, well, cruel demise.

Shoe’s personality is somewhat lacking.

Would you like another one?

OOOOH- that’s gotta hurt!!!!!!

Hey Flo; spit in his next hamburger.

Not the expected answer, Shoe.

Stunned Roz but I wouldn’t drink the coffee for a few days, Shoe ! ! She’s liable to put something in it besides coffee ! ! !

They won’t let her be the prison cook, it would be cruel and unusual punishment.

Her face though…

Depends on how much “Heavy Cinnamon” you use.

Hope she wouldn’t be assigned to kitchen detail…

I don’t think anybody would buy them, Flo.

Probably not a good idea to insult the people who prepare and or serve your food.

There was a story by Roald Dahl in which a wife bludgeons her husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb. When the cops arrive to investigate, she serves them dinner—freshly cooked leg of lamb.

It would be investigated as a cold case.

What if they came with a warning label/disclaimer?

Shoe’s in big doo doo if Roz is anything like stripey…

Cold hard cash???

In a couple different TV mystery shows I’ve seen, the wife has just taken a frozen leg of, we’ll say lamb, her husband has unexpectedly come home early in a bad mood. He makes wifey so mad that she whomps him over the head with the frozen meat. He’s laid dead on the floor and she calmly puts the meat in the oven to cook and she goes out to the grocery store. She gets home and calls the police telling them she came home to find her husband dead on the floor. The detectives come and examen the scene, meanwhile the meat is finished cooking and she removes it. She’s been weeping and crying all the time and the detectives take pity on her and help her eat the murder weapon. (^.^)

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It does take 5 to 7 years of hard labor to get a new brand into the Frozen Food freezer at the local grocery.