Ouch!!
Which raises the question: how do porcupines make love? very carefully.
At least he’s not spineless.
I told you that the subway was crowded.
Caught with your pants down, so to speak!!!
Oh you so dead pal. She gonna quill you now.
No dear. I was reading The Quill-er Memorandum.
“So, I see you had some cheap quills!”
If looks could quill…
I was at the acupuncture urologist.
He is in a prickly situation!
That’s why the Beaver Lodge is more popular than the Porcupine Club. ;)
Been there. The only difference was the lingering smell of ten dollar a gallon purfume.
That would hurt…
This is a very sensitive and prickly situation……
“I just bumped into someone (from behind).”
OUCH!
Did the glitter tip you off? I went to a church Christmas event once and the first 2 pews were covered with glitter. I asked if they had just had a come to Jesus service for stripers?
Seems like a lap dance from a porcupine would be its own punishment. Ouch!
LOL!
Getting their clothes on and off must be really tricky.
Don’t pull on Superman’s cape, don’t spit into the wind, and Never snuggle a porcupine. Got it!
Somebody pricked his…
Prick gets pricked.
Prickly…
Let’s see if a kick to his groin hurts more than removal of barbs in the groin.
The lap dancer was dancing to It hurts so good
Quill need to come up quickly with a good one.
Tell me again how these porcupines get their clothes on? :D
Hello Everyone 12 months ago
Ouch!!
oldpine52 12 months ago
Which raises the question: how do porcupines make love? very carefully.
Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago
At least he’s not spineless.
jpsomebody 12 months ago
I told you that the subway was crowded.
STEPUP 12 months ago
Caught with your pants down, so to speak!!!
Gent 12 months ago
Oh you so dead pal. She gonna quill you now.
nosirrom 12 months ago
No dear. I was reading The Quill-er Memorandum.
PraiseofFolly 12 months ago
“So, I see you had some cheap quills!”
phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago
If looks could quill…
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 12 months ago
I was at the acupuncture urologist.
iggyman 12 months ago
He is in a prickly situation!
WDDIM 12 months ago
That’s why the Beaver Lodge is more popular than the Porcupine Club. ;)
philwinn 12 months ago
Been there. The only difference was the lingering smell of ten dollar a gallon purfume.
Darryl Heine 12 months ago
That would hurt…
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
This is a very sensitive and prickly situation……
Doug K 12 months ago
“I just bumped into someone (from behind).”
DaBump Premium Member 12 months ago
OUCH!
RPS11 12 months ago
Did the glitter tip you off? I went to a church Christmas event once and the first 2 pews were covered with glitter. I asked if they had just had a come to Jesus service for stripers?
tiomax 12 months ago
Seems like a lap dance from a porcupine would be its own punishment. Ouch!
ladykat 12 months ago
LOL!
uniquename 12 months ago
Getting their clothes on and off must be really tricky.
Slowly, he turned... 12 months ago
Don’t pull on Superman’s cape, don’t spit into the wind, and Never snuggle a porcupine. Got it!
Stephen Gilberg 12 months ago
Somebody pricked his…
Lablubber 12 months ago
Prick gets pricked.
SavannahJim Premium Member 12 months ago
Prickly…
zeexenon 12 months ago
Let’s see if a kick to his groin hurts more than removal of barbs in the groin.
Bilan 12 months ago
The lap dancer was dancing to It hurts so good
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 12 months ago
Quill need to come up quickly with a good one.
wordsmeet 11 months ago
Tell me again how these porcupines get their clothes on? :D