The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 31, 2023

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  11 months ago

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………..

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 11 months ago

    That Demon of streaming service.

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    Ahuehuete  11 months ago

    I hope that candle is electric!

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    angelolady Premium Member 11 months ago

    Good one, good pun!! I love puns.

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    suv2000  11 months ago

    HAPPY NEW YEAR MAY 2024 BE THE BEST YEAR EVER

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    Uncle Kenny  11 months ago

    Very, very punny!

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Runs in the family

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    cracker65  11 months ago

    Perfect pun.

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    electricshadow Premium Member 11 months ago

    Bu-dum…TISH! (Picture a drummer in your mind!)

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    GROG Premium Member 11 months ago

    Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

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    thevideostoreguy  11 months ago

    This, kids, is why you always keep physical media.

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    Zykoic  11 months ago

    That’s funny!

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 11 months ago

    How long have you been saving that one? 2023 has gone out with a laugh and that’s fitting, because 2023 has been a real joke. Thank you Mr. Sansom. Happy New Year! Best of luck to all of us part time losers.

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    franksmin  11 months ago

    Snorted my whiskey out my nose! The punniest pun that was ever punned! The ultimate coup de grace for all puns! Happy new year Chip and thanks for all the laughs and groans throughout 2023. See you next year!

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 11 months ago

    Will someone please show Uncle Ted how to hotspot his phone? Can you even do that on a Jitterbug?

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    Mugens Premium Member 11 months ago

    And that is why for films I really like I still get physical copies. You never know when a service might go down or any service takes your film out of rotation.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 11 months ago

    It had to start somewhere.

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    nosirrom  11 months ago

    Thank you for the groan!

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 11 months ago

    Oh how splendid ! Brutus , you are a laugh riot !

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    Skeptical Meg  11 months ago

    Is he drinking Jason sans Borne coffee?

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    pat sandy creator 11 months ago

    Ha! Great pun, Chip!

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    DenO Premium Member 11 months ago

    Ha! Thank you Chip for a great year of laughs.

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    Just-me  11 months ago

    Now that is a great pun Mr. Sansom. I snorted coffee out my nose when I read it. Well done!

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    CorkLock  11 months ago

    Thank you Art and Chip for all the great fun and laughs along 2023. May 2024 be as much fun with Brutus and Uncle Ted and the gang in 2024. Keep up the gags and laffs. Well done.See you Born Losers in ’24. No drinking and driving. Keep that dash 2023 off your tombstone.

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    mgl179  11 months ago

    That’s why I buy the DVD’s Uncle Ted.

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    preacherman Premium Member 11 months ago

    I’ve never seen any of the Bourne movies. Have I missed much?

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago

    Pastis worthy. Good one. And I loved the Bourne movies.

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    krs27  11 months ago

    Great job born loser have a blessed New Year and I will see you next year!

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    Frank Salem Premium Member 11 months ago

    Good one.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 11 months ago

    A quick wit is Brutus when needed….

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 11 months ago

    Should have seen that one coming. It had a build up worthy of Pastis. Both Brutus and Uncle Ted loved that one!

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    timinwsac Premium Member 11 months ago

    Careful or Rat will be showing up with a baseball bat.

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    kirico  11 months ago

    Nice word play. I thought as soon as he was back in the recliner that he would fall asleep. That is what I usually do!

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Thank you Art and Chip. And a Happy New Year to you.

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    tiomax  11 months ago

    Well, he may be a Bourne loser but he’s not a born loser.  He still has his popcorn, freshly brewed coffee and a nice fire going!

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    raybarb44  11 months ago

    Hopefully it’s not contageous. However if it is, I will accept my fate and just grin and bear it…..

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    Chris  11 months ago

    it sure is… Happy New Year. :)

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    oakie817  11 months ago

    HIPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member 11 months ago

    Clever. Happy New Year!

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    djtenltd  11 months ago

    @Justanolddude- Watching movies on your phone isn’t the same as watching them on TV or a laptop like I do.

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    KEA  11 months ago

    aaarrgghhh… I should have seen that coming

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    cbgoldeneagle2  11 months ago

    if you ask me it was just excuse not to watch anything. Take a nap

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    cuzinron47  11 months ago

    Uncle Ted wouldn’t want to steal your thunder as the born loser.

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    dbrucepm  11 months ago

    pun of the year

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    bigplayray  11 months ago

    Well Played! Way to segue into a great PUN! That makes you a WINNER!

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    andersjg Premium Member 11 months ago

    Happy New Year. May we enjoy many more.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 11 months ago

    Love the pun; looking forward to seeing what our Born Loser gets up to in 2024!

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    Buckeye67  11 months ago

    Well, Uncle Ted was always related to the Born Loser so the tables were turned just a little this time. Happy New Year Chip and go Browns.

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    T...  11 months ago

    IJBOL! Really great, tight and funny as all get out, thanks Chip…

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    Brutus continues “So Uncle Ted if streaming is good tonight you gonna be re Bourne?”…

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    pamela welch Premium Member 11 months ago

    G R O A N — LOLOL

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    Michael McKown Premium Member 11 months ago

    Those are really excellent and the editing had to be a monster headache. I have the series on Blu-ray disc. “You look tired, Pam. Go get some rest.” lol

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    theoldidahofox  11 months ago

    Groan.

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    gopher gofer  11 months ago

    when your streaming service goes out it’s just too much to be bourne…

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