Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 09, 2009

i love it! evolve faster

Is he saying that we should make a Quantum Leap?

No I’m pretty sure 100,000 years from now that will still be funny. Sorry Lars from Mars, watch out for the cars. hehe ;)

I am SO glad I don’t have to try explaining humanity to someone from another planet. It’s hard enough when an animal gives me “are you ALL morons?” look.

I am hoping for more from his (its?) sibling (creche mate? ..)

If ‘evolving’ means we’ll become more boring then to hell with evolution!

Well, about twenty light-minutes out of town (average, IIRC)…

Doesn’t Lars have an entangled twin ???

ejcapulet: the answer (of course) is “Yes.” Oh, and, “Sorry.”

What about Mars bars?

Oh good, now a misconception about evolution as well!

Danae, just another simpering female.

Lars needs guitars

ejcapulet said, about 3 hours ago

I am SO glad I don’t have to try explaining humanity to someone from another planet. It’s hard enough when an animal gives me “are you ALL morons?” look.

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My cats give me that look all the time… Yet they’re the ones who can’t seem to contain their hairballs or stop playing with the water in the water bowl spilling it everywhere… shakes head

Love this comic Wiley!!!! :D

“Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin’ cars and eatin’ bars And now he only eats guitar…”

cdward: Blondie??

What would you expect if your name was Lars and you were from Mars. No matter how evolved we get, boys will still be boys and Danae? Well…

I agree with Lars. Can we evolve out of the fart-and-poop-jokes-carrying-comedy-movies or the prison-ho-as-fashion statement yet? By my count both have been around about 20 years too long already.

GuntotingLiberal: Agreed.. I tend to watch more of the classic movies from the ‘40 & ‘50 these days. Once you’ve seen it on Blazing Saddles, you’ve seen all you really need to see. Move on.

ejcapulet, who knows, maybe beings from other planets would have a tough time explaining ‘alienity’ to us as well.

No amount of X-Men superpower gaining would stop that joke from being raised. Unoriginal nomenclature is unoriginal.

Lars from Mars spreads SARS by way of car, so very far, drinks from mason jars, while he eats candy bars, golfs about par, hates cigarettes because they contain tar, and liked it when Kyle Busch smashed his guitar.

Har, Har, Harrrrrdy, Har, Har.

Lewreader said, about 4 hours ago

What about Mars bars?

Lou, those places are just full of nuts :=/

lars, you are right, we do need to speed up the process, LOL

Remember that Mork from Ork married Mindy and she had a child they named Mirth…from Earth.

Will we someday meet Enos from Venus?

Funny

how about Uranus from ……. oh, never mind….that’s so overused!

BC13 writes: cdward: Blondie??

Yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-0BLV04vbE

I’ve always wondered… How DO you make a Quantum leap?

Does Lars get teased on Mars?

Lars, why don’t you just change your name?

Firefighter, first you go out and find a quantum… Put it on a relatively flat surface (for safety)… then simply jump over it… Easier said than done though.

or you could talk to Dr. Sam Beckett and Al…

Well, Lars needs to be put behind the bars (bloody prison or jail either).

carmy said, 8 minutes ago Lars, why don’t you just change your name?

I think the name of guy who is a drummer that plays the drums for Metallica; Lars (unknown last name?).

What? Nobody saw this coming yesterday?? We are SLOW!!!!

Wondering if Martians had something equivalent to “Non Sequitur” at one time long ago.

Sorry to tell you, guys, but there’s ALREADY a Lars from Mars. Check out Toonopedia.com for details.

That’s NOT WHAT I said! (just had to say that)

From what I remember from physics class, a quantum is the smallest possible movement that can be made to make a difference (like a neutron moving from one ‘shell’ to another). I think. Obviously, willing to be proved wrong.

peterkeenan, it’s the electrons that move from shell to shell. The neutrons all huddle in the nucleus with the protons, held together by the gluons, used in weapons by the Klingons while the politicians pander to the morons.

Well, I suppose you could start your own website displaying comic strips and then you could spout as many of your opinions as you’d like. No? Then shut up, play nice, wipe your cryin’ eyes and snotty nose and deal with it.

Bigmouth—If your attitude pisses enough readers off, they just hit “Flag” which brings it to the attention of the site managers to do what they think best. I don’t recall you or your problem but I’m not likely to forget you soon, thanks to your above comment.

, Mars wants our grils !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bigmouth: with rights come responsibilities. This is a private site, not a public forum. We agreed to certain conditions to be able to post here. I find the Overlords are quite reasonable in their monitoring of comments. If you have a problem, then you may opt to not post here.

bigmouth, i am neither Nazi nor Republican (not being american); but i still find your constant reposting of the same message on multiple sites to be boring beyond belief. i’d think of something arrogant and aggressive to say except i don’t want to stoop to your level. sorry for boring the rest of you with this vent.

Bigmouth is obviously a jerk, but I pay very little attention to the comments here (I caught that one partly because it was so big) in part because I know that Gocomics censors randomly and therefore I can’t trust that any conversation can really go on.

If Gocomics just had a clear policy on acceptable posts and removed only what strictly violated it, then that would help. Personally, I’d rather just have free speech.

Hi Runar, glad you put me right. I don’t think my physics teacher mentioned the Klingons, though. Are they quarks?

Could be from Mars Pennsylvania