Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for December 06, 2023

Oh, to be thirteen and have wet dreams again.

So, what does Albert mean by that?

I would settle for being 63 and still having morning wood. The GOP motto is “Where there is no chaos, create it.”

I know some boobs who can use a brazen…and they’re of the male species….

Cackle cackle

Without hope, where would we be and carry on?

There are a couple of war-torn places in this world that immediately came to mind, where I’d like to invent hope.

lol! Good one!

Hope can be found in the most brazen of ways

Wisdom in picking out a bra? Especially for a girlfriend?

“I don’t want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you’re hopeless you don’t care, and that indifference makes you attractive” – George Costanza