Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for December 06, 2023

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    Kwen  12 months ago

    What about the wrench, candlestick and rope? Or is it the lead piping in the library?

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    uniquename  12 months ago

    I don’t understand why they use bookends. Very few fit comfortably in your hand and most are too flimsy to do much damage.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 12 months ago

    She has a point:

    Firearms overtook auto accidents as the leading cause of death in children

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    Ishka Bibel  12 months ago

    The leading indicator that one will be shot by a gun is owning a gun.

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    ChessPirate  12 months ago

    Oh, no no no, it’s either a Fireplace Poker or a Heavy Statuette… ☺

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    T Smith  12 months ago

    Having a gun in the home increases the likelihood that someone in the home is killed with a gun.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 12 months ago

    In this age of Kindle and other E-readers, a bookend is a vanishing species.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  12 months ago

    In 2010 (the last year the FBI has published figures for), the US had 358 people murdered with rifles; 745 were murdered with “personal weapons”.

    What, you ask, are “personal weapons”? “Hands, fists, feet, etc.”. Yes, almost twice as many victims beaten & kicked to death as shot with rifles (all rifles, not just the dreaded black ones).

    Oh – and 1704 were stabbed to death.

    So let’s ban those AR-15s and solve the problem!

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    Stephen Gilberg  12 months ago

    The important implication is that his 11-year-old daughter might murder him.

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    braindead Premium Member 12 months ago

    But, more guns make us safer, right?

    Especially, more assault* rifles make us really safer.

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    *Style. Yeah, I know. NRA gets to define everything related to guns.

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