B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 06, 2023

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    Enter.Name.Here  9 months ago

    Sloth: “See you there…… in a week if I start the trip now.”

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    seanfear  9 months ago

    that, or he has no sense of time at all

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    angelolady Premium Member 9 months ago

    Maybe you can hitch a ride on the tortoise.

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    Liam G.P  9 months ago

    A sloth’s speed (when threatened) is 0.27 km/h. 0.27 km = 885.8268 ft. 300/886 = 0.33860045146. So the sloth would approximately take 34 minutes to get there.

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    dcdete.  9 months ago

    But for comparison wouldn’t a dinosaur’s concept of the size of a foot be much bigger than what a caveman’s size of a foot would be? A caveman would think one foot is the size of a grown man’s footprint. Whereas a dinosaur’s footprint would be 6 or 7 times the size of a human’s footprint.

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    Man of the Woods  9 months ago

    Sloth still on planet, Dinosaur, gone.

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    rockyridge1977  9 months ago

    Length of a football field.

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Well if they put a rush on it they’ll make it a few minutes early….

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    Sloths, way down in the ghetto – Italian spaghetti – Singin’ falsetto!

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  9 months ago

    You fail every attempt you fail to make.

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    zeexenon  9 months ago

    No T-Rex would get anywhere near a sloth’s claws. They are where the idea of manicures started.

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    mindjob  9 months ago

    Let’s hope there isn’t a forest fire coming

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