Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 07, 2023

Yay!

Shopping the 12 days of Christmas?

7 lives for living.

Online shopping? Naah. Cats is born hunters. They prefers to goes to store and pounces upon foods.

Notice no unhealthy processed treats or cat food. He knows what is good for him.

Nine entire tunas and 11 crates of catnip?! That’s enough for an army of cats. Uh oh. He’s assembling an army of cats!

Am I the only one reading the list to the tune “Twelve Days of Christmas”? :)

8 BALLS OF YAAARN; …

I can’t even remember my password.

What’s a password?

The twelve days of Catmus!

…and a partridge in a pear tree.

♪ Five – Laser – Pointers ♫

We have plenty of frozen mice here in North Dakota.

Frozen mice: Mousecicles?

A cat’s 12 wishes of Christmas.

A lot of people with pet snakes are snickering at #1.

Looks like the beginnings of the 12 Days of Christmas – for a cat.

He certainly likes the frozen meeces….

Ha! Good excuse when you’re history contains questionable searches!

I don’t see pre-enjoyed litterbox on the list.

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. This is why your strip is in the final slot on my comics feed. I really do like saving the best for last. Thanks for the consistent high quality and fun humor. Pleeeeease keep it up as long as you possibly can.

Use a former pet’s name. They can’t access your computer from the other side of the Brudge.

“On the eighth day of Christmas, my person gave to me…”

It could also be that you shouldn’t let your pet know your password — whatever it is — especially when you have a super-intelligent pet who apparently knows how to use a computer and place orders online.

Great. Now I have the song stuck in my head…..

Hahahahahaha.