Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 11, 2023

He wants to reap big profits.

All the story endings are no-brainers.

He’s dead-set on it.

Just keep it as it is, he will reap the rewards.

Let’s face it, everyone dies at the end.

Nobody gets out alive.

Great joke, Dave. You really murdered it—in a good way.

But everyone dying is a nice happy ending.

But I always write a happy ending!

No. It has to end that way.

I’m going to live forever or die trying.

But, they say, "Write what you know’..

That’s not quite true – some died before the end.

Everyone else (who hadn’t already died) dies at the end.

wut??

With a scathe of regret, he made some edits for her.

Shakespeare?

Once upon a time all the fairy-tales needed happily ever after, they’re to calm little twitches. Then if you’re lucky you get old, but everybody dies.

Les Miserables

As a matter of fact, in the end, everyone does die.

Very funny, helps you realize all stories end the same way!

“Because, we could easily pad this out with three sequels.”

I just love happy endings!

And thus the Final Destination movie franchise was started.

What about the missing desk legs as well as the missing leg on the chair?

His novel will need to be edidead.

riveting story, but predictable ending

it’s like a Hallmark Movie (which I love)

8^)

Why should I change the ending….do you know who I am?