Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 16, 2023

Give loyal customers a Bronze Age medal!

Before “Disinformation” was discovered.

There’s a 10% discount if you sign up for our credit card today.

No restrooms?

“Simple tools” AKA rocks.

Then the big cave stores came around.

But you can enjoy rock music while you shop.

Seems like they could sell fur wraps/togas.

I wondered about what would qualify as a “simple” tool. Maybe they sell dull rocks, but not rocks with sharp edges that could be used as knives or axes? Clubs vs pointed sticks?

Not very helpful staff. The least you do is put him on ice until something new is discovered.

There’s a sabretooth tiger handling returns. Customer satisfaction is high.

So where do you get those charming over-one-shoulder skins?

He recently opened up a Sam’s Clubs.

Uhm, Grog, are you sure? Could you check in the back for me?