Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 18, 2023

i’m beginning to think that even the toilet would flush it out of its system

It probably tastes of Agnes’ snot!!

BTW, why does Granny even allow Agnes to use the oven?

Grandma’s probably at work.

I just googled sweet mother of baby crippled birds.

Careful, Trout. The buzzards may have good taste.

Turkey vultures are a truly ugly bird.

I suppose that Trout is saying that the batter tastes like sh!t.

At least if you bake them it’ll give a dog something to chew on.

If it works, I will be extremely jealous.

(Not even I have ever managed to attract turkey buzzards.)

Klingons love it

mmm, mmm. road kill cookies…

Maybe it cures cancer?

A new exclamation I’ll need to introduce into my daily vocabulary. “Sweet mother……”