Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 20, 2023

someone calls 911 – and better hurry up!

Grandma, please come home soon! Stop the madness.

Charcoal is a carcinogen.

When all you eat is hotdogs and oreos, an oven is seldom needed

Mine’s set about 375to400 & has off or on. It’s so old the parts numbers have been reassigned.

This is going from bad to worse. Hope they don’t burn down the trailer.

I know a fellow who, for many years, used vice grips to flush his toilet.

Four hours sounds OK. That’ll surely kill all the nasty things.

Just cook them until the smoke alarm goes off.

Sounds like “vice” grips might be right for Trout’s mom, but “vise” grips are better for replacing knobs.

Try praying for a Christmas miracle girls.

There is a mark at 500. That should do it.

They’ll be done when the smoke alarm goes off.

My dad kept a pair of pliers by our TV to change the channels with when I was young.

550°F

Gotta like the vise grip for resourcefulness. Check out “There, I fixed it” by Cheezburger.

Gotta love the vise grips. For additional “resourceful” solutions, just do a search on “There I fixed it”.

Eventually they will look back on these as the ‘good old days’.

It must have broil setting

“Bake until golden black.” Cookbook by Betty Crocker’s other sister. :)