Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 05, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Still better than genes in a bottle – i.e. a deposit from a sperm donor.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 year ago

    and he can show you how to get bubbles in beer.

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    robolt  about 1 year ago

    Ein Einstein stein

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    uniquename  about 1 year ago

    So long as it’s not quantum physics.

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    geese28  about 1 year ago

    Yep especially that insane hieroglyphics in math. What’s it called again? Oh yeah….calculus

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    HOTLOTUS1  about 1 year ago

    i think i’ll regift this lamp

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    Rich_Pa  about 1 year ago

    Genius in a bottle? It’s a lamp.

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    Hardhar  about 1 year ago

    Wish hard enough and it could be Barbara Eden.

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    Jefano Premium Member about 1 year ago

    In “Three Arabian Nuts,” the Three Stooges encounter a genie they call “the genius of the lamp.”

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    Darn, wrong lamp.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    He just had to rub one out.

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