Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 07, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago

    Cartoon physics question: what is that black thing between the Earth and Moon? It’s too small to be the Earth’s shadow and too curved and small just to be the dark side of the moon. I think the Earth is about to be obliterated.

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    STEPUP  12 months ago

    A bosom??!!

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    Gent  12 months ago

    Not tells me they is has captures royal clown too.

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    markkahler52  12 months ago

    Other news: The Supermoon will swing in closer to the Earth than ever before – two miles up!!

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    The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago

    Very Wizard of Id-ish.

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    Is a lunar eclipse happening?

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    Lady loves a joke  12 months ago

    “Let them eat cake! And other delicious bakery items…”

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    oakie817  12 months ago

    nyuck nyuck nyuck

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    uniquename  12 months ago

    They should have captured a liquor store, then they’d have silver bullets.

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    tiomax  12 months ago

    “According to unconfirmed reports…”

    Years ago one of the hosts on The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour said “In this business we stay away from rumors and speculation but when we do use them we call them ‘unconfirmed reports.’”  Now when I hear that phrase I think “Hmm, I’ll wait until they have some ‘confirmed’ reports!”

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    RaulMartinez  12 months ago

    It’s a cartoon.

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    KEA  12 months ago

    Blake Edwards strikes again

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    geese28  12 months ago

    Was it key lime?

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    Lablubber   12 months ago

    Send in the meringue.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    Hey, shut your pie hole!

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    tinstar  12 months ago

    He shouldn’t be reading the announcements, because he’s too pie-eyed.

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