Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 14, 2023

Hallmark? Did you see the one with the professional woman who has to come back to her home town, and meets up with her old boyfriend?

What do you mean, worse than Harry and Marv? I thought they were pretty good, hilarious, even.

This guy, though, isn’t that great, honestly.

Oh.

Worse than Harry and Marv.

I get it.

ka-sideburns

Shocking!!

The irony is in all those thousands of Hallmark movies no one ever sits around watching Hallmark movies.

With what amperage? Voltage by itself doesn’t do any more than make your hair stand on end.

Sic ’im, TNT!

Rip, you knew you wouldn’t catch him yet, there’s 10 more days till Christmas Eve.

Quoting today’s punchline from Ink Pen, "On the plus side though, it totally charged my cell phone. "

Zappy Christmas!

KA-TAZER!

I’ll gladly take Home Alone and A Christmas Story over the sappy glurge of Hallmark movies any day.

LOL! :)

There’s evil, and then there’s “Only watch Hallmark” eeevil!

Does the story have a shock ending?

Darcy Lewis called! She wants her taser back!

I shudder to think how fifty thousand volts will affect Rip’s giggling knuckles…

Ka-nadafinga!