Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 21, 2023

yup.

“The noise, the noise, the noise, the noise!”

I get it. I’m glad my family is easy to live with.

I’ve gotten to where not only do I have social anxiety, I just prefer being alone. I’m happiest when there is no one else in the building I’m in.

Sometimes I see myself in the mirror, and I am not enough alone.

Preach Aunty!

Some people are incapable of happiness and love. They can only feel good by making others miserable.

So do I, Aunty

Aunty “Misery loves company” so have another little drink. Wallow in your self love and self pity..

Well Aunty, right back atcha…fa-la-freakin-la

Aunty Grinch McScrooge doesn’t want to hear a Who…

No he hated Christmas.

You understand the Grinch??

Who would that be.

Me too. I’d rather spend Christmas in a building of stuffed toys. All mine of course.

I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.

Charles M. Schulz

Look like Aunty could use some eggnog!

I don’t like living alone. Grew up having big family celebrations this time of year, so it feels strange not to be invited anywhere. Lately, I’ve taken to sitting at the Food Court in the Mall, hoping to see people I know.

Anybody want to invite me for Christmas dinner?

Same thing.

Feeling a little grinchy this year Auntie?

Yep, I’m with the Grinch there.