Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 18, 2023

spit take

Dream on…

Talk about delusions

Waking up in a box sounds more like an attempt to be a cat.

Aunty Acid: The Amazing Arrival from Amazon.

I hope she has a nice mirror with good lighting so she can look at that sexy person any time she wants to.

Maybe wrong? Just don’t abuse yourself too much.

Woke up in a box – drunk as usual.

Better than waking up in a coffin.

……“don’t look Ethel”!!!!!

..and a “Rabbit” in the stocking..

Presumably the box her wine comes in…

( ͡~ ﹏ʖ ͡~ )

Aunty, with your drunken handwriting, Santa thought you wrote laziest person and fulfilled your wish.

There is no sexiest person. That’s subjective.

Must have been way too much wine!

Sexy Lady!!!…(sing it with me!!)

Instead you got a gag gift.

Hopefully it wasn´t six feet down and covered with dirt.

She must have had a dream within a dream.

For years, I’ve been asking Santa for someone Sweet, Petite, Smart and Lovable.

The Selfish Jerk always keeps her for himself.