Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 29, 2023

Kim better send J.J. a thank you card.

J J is a real T@#$

SHE sue HIM?? What colossal nerve!!

If anyone is sued, it should be HER—for child abandonment, at least! I hope Alex tells her off but good!!

Sue him? She abandoned her child.

JJ and Zeke seem like a good grifting match.

JJ just sculpted a statue of Zeke and called it “Too Lazy To Descend A Staircase”

The American dream: Suing your way to wealth.

To the best of my knowledge JJ has no basis to sue Mike on. She was the one who abandoned the marriage and her own daughter. Of course logic won’t stop her from trying and getting the case thrown out of court.

How’s Mike supposed to buy them out when he’s usually broke?

The child yelled, “I’ll sue!”

“Yes I can, my uncle is a lawyer.”

“Your uncle will not take the case. They only go after people who have something. They leave us broke people alone.”

“The next day she showed up and said nothing.

“You talked to your uncle?” She nodded her head.

“Won’t do it will he?” She shook her head.

“Because I’m broke, right?” She nodded her head.

The power of poverty!

Yes, telecommuting existed in the ’90’s. Too often, friends would call to ask if you wanted to hang out or help them move, because people didn’t think you were really working.

Sue for what? Child support?

Zeke is an adult with a criminal record, for Pete’s sake!

Buy their company with the stock options they offered you. It’ll save a bundle and they’ll never notice.