In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 18, 2023

Tongue it to death instead.

You can use your head too.

Let’s try handball instead.

Easy for the snake to play footy once you get their cleats on.

Mostly, as long as you don’t use your hands, you’re all right.

You play the game like millions of people do…sit around drink a drink or two and talk about the game like you’re playing the game of your life.

They would be good at the basic soccer move: writhe on the ground to fake an injury.

It should be “Any guessesssssss?”

Head butt.

As long as you don’t use any hands!

Come on, use your head.

Use your tails, and “…whip it, whip it good.”