They say that you see us when we’re sleeping. Wouldn’t that imply omnipresence? And you know when we’re awake. Does that mean you are omniscient? They also say that you know if we’ve been good or bad. Are you in a position to make absolute moral judgements? Do you realize the immense theological implications of these things?
Yakety Sax 11 months ago
snicker
terrapin6000 Premium Member 11 months ago
How long has RJ had an espresso machine ?!? Anytime I think I cannot like him anymore than I already do he goes and does something great.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 11 months ago
He has spies.
Finbar Gurdy 11 months ago
Vern was naughty?
Purple People Eater 11 months ago
Dear Santa,
They say that you see us when we’re sleeping. Wouldn’t that imply omnipresence? And you know when we’re awake. Does that mean you are omniscient? They also say that you know if we’ve been good or bad. Are you in a position to make absolute moral judgements? Do you realize the immense theological implications of these things?
Studebaker Hoch 11 months ago
I like that snazzy Breville machine. Is that a tiny windmill on the top to power it?
Doug K 11 months ago
Which is worse – an informer or an informer on an informer?
[And what about an informer on an informer on an informer?]
scote1379 Premium Member 11 months ago
Snoop Dog on the shelf ! ( saw one at Walmart !)
Ellis97 11 months ago
Don’t you think it’s a little creepy that Santa knows when we’re sleeping or awake?
tcumming 11 months ago
The tooth fairy moonlights as an informant for Santa
rugeirn 11 months ago
You’d better be nice / and keep it up, mate / you’re living in a/ surveillance state / Santa’s got the data / on you.
Thomas Overbeck Premium Member 11 months ago
You’re lucky Hammy’s nickname isn’t Snow, Vern…
SrTechWriter 11 months ago
[Chuckle]
Bill Löhr Premium Member 11 months ago
Santa = Big Brother (1984)
NoSleepTil_BKLYN 11 months ago
“A Licky Boom-Boom Down…!!”
car2ner 11 months ago
google and facebook know everything