Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 11, 2023

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How long has RJ had an espresso machine ?!? Anytime I think I cannot like him anymore than I already do he goes and does something great.

He has spies.

Vern was naughty?

Dear Santa,

They say that you see us when we’re sleeping. Wouldn’t that imply omnipresence? And you know when we’re awake. Does that mean you are omniscient? They also say that you know if we’ve been good or bad. Are you in a position to make absolute moral judgements? Do you realize the immense theological implications of these things?

I like that snazzy Breville machine. Is that a tiny windmill on the top to power it?

Which is worse – an informer or an informer on an informer?

[And what about an informer on an informer on an informer?]

Snoop Dog on the shelf ! ( saw one at Walmart !)

Don’t you think it’s a little creepy that Santa knows when we’re sleeping or awake?

The tooth fairy moonlights as an informant for Santa

You’d better be nice / and keep it up, mate / you’re living in a/ surveillance state / Santa’s got the data / on you.

You’re lucky Hammy’s nickname isn’t Snow, Vern…

[Chuckle]

Santa = Big Brother (1984)

“A Licky Boom-Boom Down…!!”

google and facebook know everything