Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 29, 2023

Probably TMI but it does give new meaning to ‘hopping out of bed’.

Doesn’t everybody do it that way

How else would a man put on his spandex stockings?

Who did it better? The “Fink” or “Wallace and Gromit” in “The Wrong Trousers”?

Poing?

That’s funny :-D He can’t be completely bad when he gets up like this.

He puts on his trousers two legs at a time like everybody else

His spandex requires just a ‘short’ stretch.

Ouch?

8.6. He stuck the landing but his feet were uneven.

Reference to the saying the rich are just like everyone else except they have money.

Guess I’d better make sure my will is up to date; I remember this one. (an oldie but goodie).