Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 20, 2023

If i were Rodney, I would specifically pick underwear items. Those are a killer, if not by f-tish then by smell.

Last remnants of past unsold garage sales

Gives new meaning to airing your laundry……….

When in doubt, trust your bvds.

Early example of a Rock-It Launcher™, a.k.a. the Junk Jet™.

AND they don’t have my size!!!! darn!

Goodwill, Sir Rodney, not the army…

Those Salvation Army types will show no mercy. They’ll pound you with their kettles and your head will be ringing.

Should have just used their refuse. Great way to recycle.

If you ran out of rocks, you sure don’t live in the Ozarks.