Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 19, 2023

What do they want of you? Your head would be a good start.

And on the other hand, you have different fingers.

Leadership like this is so hard to find ?

And those are ‘short’

If you’d take your shoes off, we could also have plague and flood.

Joseph Stalin, 1930.

On the gripping hand, they could revolt.

Grow another hand.

Seems they are lucky you do have only two.